she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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