He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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