its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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