id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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