Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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