You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think my mom watched the whole time
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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