i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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