do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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