Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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