The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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