i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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