Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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