So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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