Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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