yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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