i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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