I think I am morally bankrupt
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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