This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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