I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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