he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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