We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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