Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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