my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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