she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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