Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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