They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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