My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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