their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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