This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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