what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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