There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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