I'm going to rape someone's good day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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