You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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