You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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