i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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