Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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