me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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