Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over