She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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