so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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