is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
God I need to hump something, right now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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