i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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