love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
