Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
