Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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