whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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