Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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