Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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