dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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