thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Porn is love you can see.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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