You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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