How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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