i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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